The year was 1492. Man meets woman, and God intervenes injecting sweet God juice inside of the womb of the woman along with the man's seed. A mere 6 months later, Jason Alexander Gregg VI (Known as DJ Church) was birthed. He has been recorded to be youngest person on earth to ever start a blog, at the age of 3 seconds old.

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